My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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