New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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