i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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