Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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