Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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