i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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