Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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