it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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