so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
