Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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