hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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