Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
