I wish I could teleport
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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