You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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