So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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