I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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