We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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