Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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