...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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