Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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