But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
return my video game
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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