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say what?
wanna hang out?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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