Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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