It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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