Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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