I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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