She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I look better un-naked...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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