Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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