What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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