Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So vagazzling was a success
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
