If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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