are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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