There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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