That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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