the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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