i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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