I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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