If that was your dad, he is hot
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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