i think i just puked on my phone
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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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