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I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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