If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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