Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
