Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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