just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Oh god it's open bar.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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