I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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