I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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