yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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