Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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