fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
no you cant smoke seaweed
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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