Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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