she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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