do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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