So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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