why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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