Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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